1. How do you piss off your partner when you are having sex? Call them up and tell them.
2. Word of the Day: Legs - now lets go spread the word.
3. What part of a man had the most manners? His penis . . . cause it stands up so a lady can sit down.
4. Beer $15.00, Take out dinner $20.00, Condoms $5.00, Finding out she swallows and has no gag reflex . . . Priceless! Fuck MasterCard, it pays to Discover!
5. CNN.com reports that gas stations will begin showing porn at the pumps so you can watch someone else get fucked while you get gas.
6. Encouraging words for the day: Never look down on someone unless they are giving you head.
7. Health Warning: Spooning leads to forking.
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